Johnson 12:52 Mon May 18
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Well going to Dubai worked out so I can see the logic.
*Chucks wanker sign*
Are we believing Hugh this week by the way, I lose track.
CANDHEXCLUSIVE
Sam Allardyce has stunned Irons insiders by handing the West Ham squad a couple of days off following the crushing defeat by Everton on Saturday.
He broke the news to his players after the late 2-1 defeat which had the fans rushing for the exits rather than celebrating on the pitch and ClaretandHugh understands they won’t be back in training until Wednesday in preparation for the last day game at Newcastle.
It’s a surprising reaction to yet another defeat as the team heads forthe north east and received a mixed response from insiders
One told us: “How on earth can you reward them for failure? I’d have thought it was a case of extra training rather than time off. It’s odd at best and probably not what the fans want to hear at this stage of the proceedings!”
However, another – trying to put a positive spin on the news – declared: “Sam believes that if you reward players you will probably get a response, others see it the other way around.
“After all that approach didn’t work to well with the Dubai break did it? Thank goodness when this bizarre season comes to an end.”
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Buster
12:53 Mon May 18
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I'm past caring tbh, may as well just give them the three points now.
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Joe C
12:54 Mon May 18
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'crushing defeat'? Bit melodramtic isn't it?
'Regulation last minute defeat to perenial bogey team that nobody was suprised about at all' would be more apt
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penners28
12:54 Mon May 18
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FATIGUE
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Schoffie
12:57 Mon May 18
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Buster.. Spot on! However, the lardarse has unfinished business with em, wouldn't surprise me if we nicked a one nil win up there.
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Johnson
12:58 Mon May 18
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It also struck me that had we won we certainly wouldn't have been in the pitch, why would, the season is still one of abject disappointment.
The thing with Hugh is he does puts quotes in, so either someone has tricked him in to thinking he's ITK or he genuinely gets this info off someone.
Otherwise surely the club would tell him to belt up?
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Staffs-Hammer
1:00 Mon May 18
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INJURIES
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defjam
1:01 Mon May 18
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They've just had a 5 month break!
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Eerie Descent
1:03 Mon May 18
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Obviously wants the days off himself, in his final week as our manager.
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Staffs-Hammer
1:03 Mon May 18
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defjam 1:01 Mon May 18
*APPLAUDS*
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Johnson
1:05 Mon May 18
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The injury thing is an interesting one too.
Was listening to TALKSPORT on Sunday and they rattles off Swansea's injury list, some of which are reasonably long standing.
There was about 7 players on there, ALL of which would get a place in our match day 17.
We have Carroll and Sakho and have occasionally not had 2 of our 3 centre backs out and Nolan had a run out but we were good then.
So, surely the question is why have we got such a threadbare squad? Fatty has had four years and he seems to literally have 15 players max he's prepared to use. A few of which can't all play at the same time.
An indictment of our transfer approach until Sullivan took it on and since.
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Johnson
1:05 Mon May 18
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Good point Eerie, the fat cunt might have an interview to go.
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terry-h
1:24 Mon May 18
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" Hello David,Sam here, eh Mark and I were wondering if you could find time for a chat in the next couple of days,with the players being away."
"Hold on Sam,I'll just check with the missus.( loud conversation)Dear,have I got any spare time for Sam and Mark in the next couple of days?"
"Afraid not,David. You have six appointments with different football managers lined up. And I've got no fish heads in the freezer."
"Sorry,Sam,did you hear that? Looks like we'll have to postpone that meeting until after Sunday's match. What was that,Jack, Rafa's on the other line? Sorry Sam,got to go now."
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Any Old Iron
1:31 Mon May 18
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Whatever the bovine berk does will make fuck all difference. We are a team that's scored just 5 goals in our last 10 games, and only 1 in 5 away, so the Geordies shouldn't have too much trouble in disposing of us.
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COOL HAND LUKE
1:34 Mon May 18
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terry-h 1:24 Mon May 18
Ag!
Let us hope so.
Let us fackin hope so...
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AKA ERNIE
1:34 Mon May 18
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Im stunned anyone gives a fuck
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Schoffie
1:35 Mon May 18
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Terry-h.. Lol
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Mr Polite
1:36 Mon May 18
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Almost certainly because he needs the time off himself.
Dubai is the same, he gets to make some money on some after dinner speaking and bit of time with his mates Keyes and Gray.
Either he'll be doing media work or (hopefully) job interviews over the next few days.
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Far Cough
1:39 Mon May 18
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I've heard (don't ask), that he's teaming up with Robson Green for a new fishing challenge TV program?
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young woody
1:40 Mon May 18
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Well this is very bizzare.
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Mr Polite
1:41 Mon May 18
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Cough
I heard Nurse Ratched was doing the same.
World's deadliest snatch
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